Tuesday, 9 February 2010

‘ABC Warriors: The Volgan War Volume Two’ – Pat Mills and Clint Langley (Rebellion)


I reviewed Volume One of ‘The Volgan Wars’ back in August last year; both the artwork and story were superb although I found that the artwork had a habit of taking over and not really allowing the story to find its own feet…
There was enough there though to whet my appetite for more of the same. After all, is there anything cooler in a comic than robots pounding the artificial life out of other robots? Okay… Is there anything cooler in a comic than robots pounding the artificial life out of other robots… and zombies? :o)
As it turned out, I found I had similar issues with Volume Two but there was a lot more to recommend it this time round…

The ABC Warriors are still on their way across Mars to rescue the infiltration robot Zippo from Mekana City. En route, it is now the turn of Blackblood and Deadlock to regale the team with tales of their time in the Volgan War. Things aren’t as idyllic as they sound though… Tensions are starting to appear in the group with certain robots eager to fan the flames. If that wasn’t bad enough, there’s a breakout at Broadband Asylum. Things are about to get messy…

Clint Langley’s art is as gorgeous as it was in Volume One; whether it’s full-scale robot warfare, robots on downtime or seamy alien cityscapes. Langley uses the same digital art approach and this totally captures the mechanical edge to the story. I can’t really say an awful lot more about this without repeating myself from the last review! Langley’s work is very good, just right for this story in fact.
What I will say is that once again, the artwork can get in the way of the story (especially with the two page spreads of various robots) but it wasn’t so bad this time round. Not only did Mills’ story come to the fore a lot more but also I guess I knew what to expect this time round and was prepared.
Funnily enough, while the robots were beautifully detailed and realistic the same couldn’t really be said for the few humans who graced these pages. Their faces were almost photographs but not quite and the resulting ‘jarring’ effect made it difficult for me to really appreciate what was going on here…

That was ok though (to a point) as Pat Mills’ story really gave me a lot to sink my teeth into. Humanity’s callous treatment of these robot fighters is coldly logical to the point where you really end up empathising with the robots themselves. These are the beings that will lay their lives on the line and the way they do it is poignant to say the least. Mills really shows you the horror of future warfare and at the same time is manipulating events in the present day so that you can be assured of a mind-blowing finale to the series. This plot is a little more simplistic but is no less powerful.

‘The Volgan Wars Volume Two’ is something pretty special although maybe more for people who have a little background knowledge of the 2000AD universe. I’ve got enough of this knowledge to get by and I’m eagerly awaiting Volume Three…

Nine and a Half out of Ten

‘Vampire Maker’ – Michael Schiefelbein (St. Martin’s Press)


One of the unwritten laws on this blog is to try and finish everything I pick up or, at the very least, give it a fair chance. I was aiming for the former when I picked up Schiefelbein’s ‘Vampire Maker’ but, in the end, had to settle for some of the latter instead. Sometimes life is just too short to keep reading out of sheer bloody-mindedness, just put the book down and try something else instead! That’s what I did. Here’s the blurb,

The fourth Victor Decimus vampire tale picks up four years after 2005's Vampire Transgression. In post-Katrina New Orleans, troubled new priest Charles Boisvert tries to purge his homosexual feelings with the help of therapist Dr. Beauchamp. The appearance of distressed yet beguiling young stranger Kyle at Charles's church jeopardizes the success of the treatment. Charles's family and even his immortal soul are endangered when vampire Victor begins a tug of war for Kyle's attentions while the Dark Kingdom, the vampire government, tries to keep Victor from becoming a rogue vampire maker and upsetting the natural balance forever...

I’ve read a fair few books in my time but ‘gay vampire erotica’ is a sub-genre that I’ve never really tried (although Laurell K. Hamilton hints at it a few times whenever she feels that Anita Blake has had a little too much ‘action’). In the interests of featuring different sub-genres on the blog I thought I’d give this one a go only to find out that Schiefelbein’s ‘gay vampire erotica’ is actually a big old dose of ‘gay vampire angst’... Forget the story, we’ve got three gay guys constantly deliberating over their sexuality (and who to hook up with) instead. Introspection is good, introspection at the cost of the story is not so good. It doesn’t matter whether characters are gay or not, if nothing is actually happening then you’ll find me rapidly running out of reasons to keep reading.

The following quote also made me stop and think, “what the f...?”

‘He needed a more hidden dwelling, one safe from the eyes of tourists who roamed the Garden District with their cameras, often led by guides with ghost stories to tell and vampire sightings to report – thanks to the author who had made her career on ridiculous stories about the undead.’

There is something deliciously ironic about a vampire living in New Orleans, spending his time walking its sultry streets whilst either feeding on its citizens or corrupting priests... and then complaining that he has been parodied by Anne Rice. The only problem is, given the rest of the book, I don’t think this was meant to be ironic at all. Schiefelbein was serious when he had Victor think this and that made the passage laughable, not in a good way either...

I got about a hundred and fifty pages in and then realised I didn’t actually care about any of the characters or the course they were set on, now was the time to stop. Given that the book is only two hundred and twenty eight pages long, the fact that I really couldn’t stir myself to finish the book says it all.

If you’re after a Gothic vampire fantasy where feelings are examined in depth, but not a lot actually happens, then ‘Vampire Maker’ could very well be just the book you’re looking for. It’s the latest in a series but has enough flashbacks to make jumping on board at this point easy enough. I’m after a little extra from my books though, ‘Vampire Maker’ just wasn’t for me in the end...

Monday, 8 February 2010

The 'Monday Lunchtime' Competition Winner's Post!

I'm taking a quick break from my chicken & veg soup to let you all know who won last week's competitions! The two lucky winners were...

'Warriors' Anthology (GRRM & Gardner Dozois

Jeff Timmers, Colorado, USA

'The Edge of Ruin' (Melinda Snodgrass)

Ammon Anderson, Ohio, USA

Nice one guys! Your books are on their way to you even as we speak :o)

Right, back to my soup...

Which Cover Would You Go For? ‘The Rats and the Ruling Sea’ – Robert V.S. Redick

Publishing being the way it is, I’ll sometimes be given the same book from two different publishers. The thing is, I’m only going to read one of them but I do like to give a nod to the other so… the US versus UK cover art posts were born. These only happen when the same book comes through the door twice mind you, only these books get the treatment!

Stepping up to the plate today is Robert V.S. Redick’s ‘The Rats and the Ruling Sea’, sequel to ‘The Red Wolf Conspiracy’ (published by Gollancz in the UK and Del Rey in the US). I still haven’t got round to reading ‘The Red Wolf Conspiracy’ and really need to. Has anyone here read it? If so, what did you think?

Anyway, back to the covers.

Here’s the UK version,



And here’s the US version,



First up, you’ll notice that this isn’t just a post about cover art, it’s also a post about book titles as well. The UK edition wins this round hands down with the more fantasy sounding ‘The Rats and the Ruling Sea’. Who are these rats? And why didn’t I finish the first book earlier so I could find out who they are much more quickly? There’s a lesson for me! Del Rey’s ‘The Ruling Sea’ sounds like, well… pretty much any run of the mill naval novel with nothing there to suggest a fantasy adventure.

As far as the cover art itself goes, I pronounce this another resounding victory for UK cover art with a cover that sets its stall out and does it’s business very well. I’m assuming that the rats are on the ship…? My tip for the Del Rey Cover? If you’ve got the word ‘sea’ in the title then it might be best if the cover art has a boat in it at the very least. Fair enough, this is a compass but what’s with the spear? Better luck next time…

What about you guys though? UK or US cover, what do you think? Comments please!

Sunday, 7 February 2010

The Father of Steampunk Signs With Angry Robot.

From the press release...

KW Jeter coined the term Steampunk, but unbelievably his classic novels Infernal Devices and Morlock Night have been out of print since the early 1980s. Angry Robot are delighted to announce that we are bringing them back to a new generation of readers in paperback, audio and eBook formats.

Infernal Devices tells the story of George – a Victorian watchmaker who has inherited his father’s shop, though not his talent. A tale of time travel, music and sexual intrigue, Infernal Devices is a true classic.

Morlock Night, meanwhile, is a wild sequel to Wells’ The Time Machine – having acquired a device for themselves, the brutish Morlocks return to invade sleepy old England…

So, don your brass goggles, wind your mechanisms and sit back with a couple of true classics from a steam-driven Angry Robot.


Look out for both of these books towards the end of 2010. I've never read either of these books and am looking forward to giving them a go. Come to think of it, I don't think I've read anything by K.W. Jeter at all (I may have read one book but I can't for the life of me remember what it was called...) Have any of you guys read his work? Did you think it was any good...?

'Pleasure Model' - Press Release and Book Trailer

After having read Robert's Review of 'Pleasure Model' I knew I'd be reading it for myself sooner rather than later. Not only do I like my pulp and noir fiction but the early morning commute is just made for reading a book that sports a cover like this...



I'm bringing pulp sci-fi to the masses, one train carriage at a time! :o)

I'll be reading/reviewing this just as soon as my copy comes through the door. In the meantime, check out the press release and book trailer...

From the press release,

New York, NY – February 2010 - Tor Books, an imprint of Tom Doherty Associates, LLC—the largest publisher of science fiction in the world—and Heavy Metal magazine are thrilled to announce the on-sale availability of PLEASURE MODEL (Tor Books; ISBN: 0-7653-2388-5; Publication Date: February 2nd, 2010), the first illustrated novel in the Heavy Metal Pulp project. Heavy Metal Pulp aims to partner the top illustrators and designers from Heavy Metal with today’s most talented science fiction writers to create a new series with a 21st century edge, blending the sensuous artistic style and graphic imagery of the iconic fantasy magazine with classic noir storytelling. PLEASURE MODEL will be followed this year by books 2 and 3 of The Netherworld trilogy: The Bloodstained Man (June 2010) and Money Shot (November 2010).

“I grew up reading comics and pulp novels,” says Kevin Eastman, Publisher of Heavy Metal. “Heavy Metal Pulp is the perfect combination of the two genres, the perfect format for science fiction, detective noir, horror, and fantasy. I’m very excited to work with Tor Books, breaking new ground with this hybrid graphic novel concept.”

PLEASURE MODEL stars down-and-out police detective Rook, who gets his break when he's assigned to a bizarre and vicious murder case. The clues are colder than the corpse and the case looks like it'll remain unsolved—until an eyewitness is discovered. But the witness is an illegal gene-grown human with no emotion or empathy—Plesur's only purpose is to provide satisfaction to her owner, in any way. When the murderer targets Plesur in order to eliminate the one witness, Rook takes her into hiding to protect her. Thus begins a descent into the dark world of exotic pleasure bots and their illicit international buyers and manufacturers as Rook frantically looks for clues. But is Rook falling under Plesur's spell . . . ?

PLEASURE MODEL is a spellbinding combination of hardboiled action and fantastic graphic art, and a perfect showcase for this exciting collaborative project from the two leading publishing partners in their respective fields. Heavy Metal Pulp is a joint venture between Heavy Metal, the world’s foremost brand for science fiction and fantasy art, Red Sky Entertainment, a design/production company focused on innovative publishing content, and Tor Books.


And here's the trailer,



Doesn't seem like there's an awful lot to the plot but... isn't that true of all pulp fiction? Sounds like fun to me anyway :o)

Saturday, 6 February 2010

Giveaway! 'Bones of the Dragon' (Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman)


One of my resolutions for this year is to try out more authors that I've never tried before. Having never read anything by Weis & Hickman (I know...) I was quite pleased when an ARC of their latest book, 'Secret of the Dragon', came through the door. That'll be another couple of authors crossed off the list very soon!

I thought a competition for an ARC of 'Secret of the Dragon' would be cool and got in touch with Tor to see what I could do. Tor were up for it but they also happened to have a signed copy of 'Bones of the Dragon' which they were happy to give away.
And so, this competition was born... :o)

If you fancy your chances at winning a signed copy of 'Bones of the Dragon' then all you need to do is drop me an email telling me who you are and what your postal address is. I'll do everything else! This competition is only open to people in the US and Canada though...

I'm leaving this one open until the 14th of February and will announce the winner on the 15th...

Good Luck!

Friday, 5 February 2010

‘Waiting Death’ – Steve Lyons (Black Library)


If you’ve been reading this blog for a while then you’ll know only too well just how much I loathe and despise the London Underground on a daily basis. If there’s anything I truly hate it’s being forced onto a commuter train while everyone else on board is trying their level best not to move up for you. What’s worse is when it’s so packed that you can’t even get a book out of your bag to read…
I’ve beaten this little predicament by listening to audio books on my ipod, mostly from the Black Library Warhammer 40,000 range. The standard has generally been pretty good so far so when I received my copy of ‘Waiting Death’ I was looking forward to a nice distraction from the morning commute.It didn’t work out quite like that though…

Colonel ‘Ironhand’ Straken’s Catachans have a well-deserved reputation as the toughest jungle fighters in the Imperium. On their chosen terrain, no-one can stand against them so a little job like rooting a Chaos cult out of the jungles of Borealis Four shouldn’t even have them breaking a sweat. That’s what you’d have thought but Borealis Four has a surprise in store for Straken and his men… ‘Ironhand’ and his men are about to find out that when the Chaos powers take root in your head, the most dangerous enemy you will face is… yourself.

As with ‘Thunder from Fenris’, ‘Waiting Death’ suffers from a lack of background sound affects that an audio book needs in order to be able to convey the atmosphere of the story to the reader. The only reason I really knew that the story was set in a jungle was because the narrator made that clear right at the beginning. Apart from a few birds whistling I never really got a clear sense of where I was which made it more difficult to engage with the plot.
While any military sci-fi based audio book is only going to have a set number of sound affects to call on, I do draw the line when these effects are clearly lifted from an earlier tale. It might just be me but the sounds of Catachans fighting sounded very suspiciously like the Space Wolves fighting in ‘Thunder from Fenris’. Again, this was detrimental to my being able to engage with the plot at all.

Once I’d got past this, the story itself was ably delivered by Toby Longworth but seemed to signpost its intentions a little too obviously and too early. If you’re a newcomer to the Warhammer 40,000 universe then the narrative may catch you out. If you’re a long term fan (or, like me, have been reading for a short while) then you’ll see what’s coming a mile off. The big problem here is that there isn’t enough time here to flesh a generic plot out with any interesting tangents. What you get is a plot that moves you from A to C via B; not bad if that’s what you’re after but for me it was all bone and no meat...

The Black Library have produced a couple of audio books that give listeners an entertaining tale as well as a window into the turbulent Warhammer universe; ‘Waiting Death’ (to be released in April) isn’t one of them I’m afraid. Check out ‘Heart of Rage’ or ‘Raven’s Flight’ to see how it should be done.

Six and a Half out of Ten

‘Conan!’

It’s been a long time since I posted about the barbarian from whom all other barbarians have sprung; so long in fact that I seem to have mislaid/forgot to buy/used for wrapping paper (I hope not! Although it would look cool…) ‘Conan the Cimmerian #15’. I don’t know what happened there, never mind…
No matter though, I’ve got enough ‘Conan’ goodness to get us through this post at least. I need to get myself some of the collected works…



‘Conan: The Weight of the Crown’ – Darrick Robertson (Dark Horse)

Here’s a comic that I’ve been looking forward to for a while. Not only is it a self contained story in itself (no waiting for my next comic shop trip here!) but it’s also written and drawn by one Darrick Robertson, a guy whose artwork I’d really admired in ‘The Boys’. When I saw this on the shelf there was no question about my not buying it! As you can see from the cover art, Robertson’s artwork is as good as ever and this continues into the story itself. Each page is bold and brash, just like the barbarian himself. Robertson completely gets what it’s like to live a life that depends on where the next sword stroke falls and lavishly illustrates just what this means if you’re on the wrong end… This is what Conan is all about.
Conan’s taking the crown of a small kingdom shows the barbarian’s capacity for original thought as well as his oft-chronicled excesses. There is a touch of the grasshopper playing his fiddle during the summer here and Conan’s warlike excesses have just the kind of affect on the kingdom that you would expect. We get to see Conan’s character develop out of this and you suspect that the final decision that he has to make comes as somewhat of a relief to him. ‘The Weight of the Crown’ is over very quickly but it’s the kind of quickness that leaves you wishing that Robertson will have another crack at Conan in the future; I wouldn’t mind seeing what he comes up with next.



‘Conan the Cimmerian: Free Companions (Parts 1 & 2)’ – Timothy Truman & Tomas Giorello (Dark Horse)

Issues sixteen and seventeen of ‘Conan the Cimmerian’ see Conan’s stay in Khoraja come to an end in the manner that you would expect seeing that he had been chafing under the influence of civilised society. The kingdom of Koth holds Khossus of Khoraja hostage and Conan’s plot to rescue him (against Yasmela’s wishes) will see Conan ending up under a pile of his comrade’s bodies, plotting his further escape. ‘Free Companions’ is told as a mixture of flashbacks and their eventual consequences; all coming together to form a tightly plotted story line that I’ll be following further. Truman continues his excellent writing and also finds the time to contribute artwork to both of these episodes. As good as it is though, Truman’s art doesn’t match what Giorello is capable of (another reason why I’m following this series).
I’d recommend this series to anyone looking to get into a Conan comic for the first time. This is the second mini-series that I’ve come across and I’d say that this approach gives the casual reader plenty of places to jump on. Give it a go :o)

Thursday, 4 February 2010

‘Star Wars: Crosscurrent’ – Paul S. Kemp (Del Rey)


Having really got into Paul Kemp’s work for ‘Wizards of the Coast’ I was gutted (to say the least) when I found out he was leaving the company and would no longer be writing for them. However, this feeling of ‘Dammit!’ was swiftly replaced by happy thoughts when I heard that he was going to be writing Star Wars fiction instead.
My experience of Star Wars fiction, so far, has been very ‘black and white’. Authors will either really go for it and come out with something outstanding (Timothy Zahn and Karen Traviss for example) or slack off a bit and produce something that just rehashes the ‘lets destroy an Imperial superweapon’ theme that made the first film so watchable. I’m looking at ‘Darksaber’ here in particular...
With this in mind, I’m always a little wary when I approach Star Wars fiction; I’ve loved the franchise since I was a kid but when a book could go either way... it does tend to put you off. ‘Crosscurrent’ isn’t without it’s issues but if it goes on to become a series in it’s own right (which it could, given the ending) then I think it could well be a series worth following...

Five thousand years ago... A covert Jedi mission to destroy a Sith dreadnought takes an unexpected twist when the damaged craft jumps into hyperspace.
The present day... Jedi Knight Jaden Korr flies out to the edge of the Unknown Regions on the strength of a vision that he has had through the Force. With the help of two salvage jocks, Jaden is about to discover a long hidden Imperial secret that could have repercussions not only on the rest of the galaxy but the Jedi Order itself. If that wasn’t bad enough, a five thousand year old Sith Dreadnought has just appeared in the system carrying ore that will make any Sith practically invincible in the Force...

Like I said earlier, I’m starting to get a little tired of reading Star Wars books that are all about yet another galaxy spanning threat that must be defeated by Luke and his friends. The blurb on the back of the book didn’t exactly get my confidence up but, having read the book, I’m in the position of being able to tell you all that it’s not as bad as you might think.

For a start, there’s no Luke, Han Leia etc. You will hear mention of names that sound familiar (and maybe meet a couple) but, on the whole, Kemp has taken a leap into the Star Wars universe with a cast of characters that are fresh and new. This can’t be anything other than a good thing as far as I’m concerned as it really opens things up rather than keeping it about the same characters all the time (which I personally find a little claustrophobic).
The ‘threat to the galaxy’ theme is also handled very well and opens up intriguing possibilities for future books. It may look like the same old theme but what you get is an interesting new twist on certain technology in the Star Wars universe. You will have seen it before, albeit briefly, but not explored in the detail that it is here. I’m looking forward to seeing how this plot is developed in the future.

The story itself starts off a little too slowly for my liking. A mixture of present day and ‘flashbacks’ are used to bring the two strands of the story together and this approach does well at giving the reader everything that they need to know before things can kick off properly. It’s a shame then that I felt this introductory approach dragged out a little longer than it perhaps needed to. Could it have been done in a prologue? I did wonder if a set up that was a little snappier would have benefitted the story by kicking things off with a bang instead of a slow fuse...
I also found that this approach resulted in a story that didn’t flow particularly smoothly, at least to begin with. The switching between past and present felt jerky and maybe that was to be expected given that there’s five thousand years of history between the two narratives. That’s as maybe but I was still left feeling a little sea sick trying to adjust to a pace that didn’t really have a chance to bed itself in...

When the two plot lines converge though... that’s when things settle down and Kemp’s story really has a chance to shine. The pace picks up and the reader is presented with a story that keeps to all the best traditions of Star Wars; high octane adventure where unlikely heroes are pitted against a pitiless foe. You can expect plenty of thrilling ship to ship heroics and light saber combat here! Jedi Knight Jaden Korr’s self doubt is examined in great detail and his subsequent actions tell us a lot, not only about what it is to be a Jedi but also a person living in hard times. The same kind of thing goes for salvager Khedryn Faal whose childhood traumas save him from becoming a ‘Han Solo clone’. At the other end of the scale we have Jedi Master Relin Druur whose battle against the Dark Side of the Force contrasts nicely with that of Jaden Korr; leaving the reader in no doubt as to the line that every Jedi must walk...

While most books are happy with just one finale, Kemp decides to up the ante and give his readers two! Both are worth the price of entry with preceding events speeding up until they reach the point where they can do nothing else but explode. One of the finales offers the reader a potential ongoing storyline that I really want to see published.

Despite issues with the structure of the book (which in turn affects the pacing), ‘Crosscurrent’ overcomes it’s initial problems to become a fine Star Wars debut for Paul Kemp. Hopefully there’ll be more to come.

Eight and a Half out of Ten

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

‘Death & Dishonour’ – Edited by Alex Davis, Nick Kyme and Lindsey Priestley (Black Library)


I’ll freely admit to throwing myself headlong into the universe of ‘Warhammer 40,000’ at the expense of its fantasy counterpart. I’m a fan of both the setting and the story arcs that I can see slowly coming out of it; the ‘Warhammer’ (fantasy) world just hasn’t caught my eye in the same way... yet (although I have read a few of the books). Fantasy fiction has always been my first love so it was inevitable that I’d be getting into ‘Warhammer’ sooner rather than later.

I thought I’d give the ‘Death & Dishonour’ collection a go as it’s format seemed like a good way to get into the ‘Warhammer’ swing of things. No coming in halfway through a series or having to deal with loads of background history; ‘Death & Dishonour’ is a series of snapshots from the ‘Warhammer’ world that combine well to give the first time reader a clear picture of what this world is all about. The clue is definitely in the title; life is brutal, cheap and very often short if these stories are anything to go by. Honour is sought but very often proves to be just out of reach; in a land where damnation is all to easy to fall into, would you go out fighting or surrender to the insidious lure of chaos...?

‘Death & Dishonour’ is also an introduction to several of the Warhammer world’s most notable characters. If you’ve ever wondered who Gotrek and Felix, Florin and Lorenzo or Brunner the Bounty Hunter are then this is the book to answer that question. I’ll certainly be keeping an eye out for Florin and Lorenzo if ‘Noblesse Oblige’ is anything to go by (actually, I have one of the books on my shelf...). These stories in particular are not connected to other series and this makes them ideal points to find out about the characters themselves without getting bogged down in detail that only a long term fan would appreciate.

Not all of the stories worked for me and I’ll go into that more a little later. What I would say though is that ‘Death & Dishonour’ achieves what it sets out to do which is to provide an accessible entry point into a dark and dangerous fantasy world...

‘Red Snow’ – Nathan Long
If you’re going to kick off a collection of Warhammer fantasy stories then it has to be with a short story featuring two of the world’s greatest heroes, the trollslayer Gotrek and his reluctant scribe Felix. This adventure sees the pair working as caravan guards in the Mountains of Morn where they will come up against a beast that holds an entire village in thrall. Gotrek seeks a heroic death so if you’ve read any of the other books then you’ll know that he won’t be doing anything new here. He doesn’t do anything new really but what the reader does get is a tense and taut tale leading up to an explosive finale. It’s also interesting to see the conflict between the old ways of the village and the advent of organised religion, going some way to proving that this is a well drawn world that doesn’t just rely on sword fights to drive its plots.

‘The Assassin’s Dilemma’ – David Earle
What do you do when you take on two jobs that you can’t refuse only to find out that completion of either will mean the failure of the latter...? David Earle answers this question in style with a gripping tale that had me reading right to the end. Some things just shouldn’t work out but they do, Sneeq’s tale is well worth the read.

‘Rest Eternal’ – Anthony Reynolds
I’ve always had a bit of a soft spot for the chivalrous Bretonnian knights so was looking forward to reading of a questing knight and a wyvern that just won’t stay dead... This was another tale that I enjoyed but couldn’t help thinking that it wasn’t as self contained as the others in the collection. ‘Rest Eternal’ felt like it wanted to be a part of something much larger and the resulting feeling of disassociation stopped me getting into it as much as I could have done.

‘The Miracle at Berlau’ – Darius Hinks
Redemption can come at the most unlikely of times to the most unlikely of people. A priest with a dark secret finds himself with a chance to make amends in the middle of a war... The ending was a bit of a foregone conclusion but on the whole I thought Hinks’ tale was excellent. Not only did he tap excellently into a tortured psyche but his fight sequences rock! The moment of revelation, that turns the story, was also handled brilliantly.

‘Noblesse Oblige’ – Robert Earl
I have a ‘Florin & Lorenzo’ collection sitting on my shelf waiting to be read; if this short story is anything to go by then you can count on my finally getting round to picking it up. Our erstwhile heroes find themselves in the middle of a town under siege by Skaven (rat men) with a ruling class that’s more interested in grabbing power. Florin and Lorenzo are great fun to spend time with, they have a fine line in witty banter that can cut to ferocious violence in a second. The intrigue that surrounds these two chancers is also worth the price of admission.

‘The Last Ride of Heiner Rothstein’ – Ross O’Brien
Here’s a weird tale that won’t be quite what you expect... and that’s what ultimately soured it for me. Returning home with your dead father, and leading his men, is hard enough on it’s own but something else doesn’t feel right and everyone knows it...
O’Brien paints a vivid picture of the aftermath of war and the effect that is has on the weary mind; where things went wrong though is the change in perspective and the realisation that the story is about something completely different. The dreamlike quality of the last few pages was good in terms of atmosphere but also lent a vagueness to the piece which had me questioning how things reached the point that they did. I’ll have to reread this one and see if it makes any more sense second time round.

‘Broken Blood’ – Paul Kearney
This was perhaps the story that I was looking forward to reading the most. I loved Kearney’s ‘The Ten Thousand’ and was looking forward to seeing how he tackled the ‘Warhammer’ world. As it turned out, I wasn’t disappointed. This tale of two brothers fighting on different sides (and the demands that honour places upon one of them) is the ideal showcase for Kearney’s ability to draw a battle so vivid that you could almost be there. His raw uncompromising style makes it look as if he’s been writing in this setting forever, hopefully we’ll see more from him.

‘The Judgement of Crows’ – Chris Wraight
I’ve always preferred the crash of sword against shield to the use of magic (unless it’s Bakker or Erikson behind the wheel, they write great magic scenes!) and I think it’s this preference that meant I didn’t enjoy ‘The Judgement of Crows’ as much as I should have done. A wizard is hired to protect a village from the ravening undead but will find that the root of the problem might be more than she can handle... A suitably atmospheric beginning (zombies staggering out of the swamp...) promises good things but it soon degenerates into a ‘whose magic is the best?’ competition that doesn’t do much else than paint pretty patterns on the page. There are a couple of twists that give the story fresh impetus but not enough for this reader...

‘Wolfshead’ – C.L. Werner
C.L. Werner’s ‘Warhammer’ fantasy work hasn’t really done it for me so far and, as a result, I wasn’t too sure what to expect from Brunner. What I got was a tale of intrigue, and full on monster fighting, with one of the most vicious underhanded characters that I’ve ever met! Needless to say, I had a lot of fun with this one although I could see the twist coming from a way off. I reckon I’ll have to find more books with Brunner in them...

I don’t think I’ve ever read an anthology where all the stories have hit the spot and ‘Death & Dishonour’ hasn’t bucked the trend. If you’re looking to get into ‘Warhammer’ fantasy fiction however, you could do a lot worse than give this one a look...

Eight and a Quarter out of Ten

'The Wicker Man'


I finally got round to watching ‘The Wicker Man’ and have successfully completed my ‘Horror Film Required Viewing’ before the wife gets home on Thursday! I’m assuming that you all know the plot for ‘The Wicker Man’, I feel like I must be the last person to have seen it! I knew how it was going to end (being one those films that people know all about even if they haven’t seen it) but couldn’t help but be carried away by the intensity and sheer weirdness of the plot. I don’t think I’ve ever watched a horror film with so much singing...

The setting is beautiful yet very disturbing at the same time (almost too beautiful...) while the tension is racked up to unbelievable levels. Sergeant Neil Howie knows that something isn’t quite right on Summerisle but he has no idea just how wrong it’s all going to turn out to be. The twist in the tale is brilliant and comes at just the right moment. The look on Howie’s face right at the end (when it all hits home) has to be seen to be believed. I sat there shivering as the end credits rolled and then spent the next few minutes walking round the house saying, “what the f...” over and over again.

I’m glad I finally got to watch ‘The Wicker Man’. Apparently, the 2006 remake is to be avoided at all costs...